Oh gosh. Oh geez. You can't be here right now!
Listen, I'm happy you're here, really. We need to hang out more - I say it all the time. It's just, I mean, you dropping in all unexpected like this. I didn't have any time to prepare! I need to refresh my presentation of work; I've gotta tidy up ahead of time; worst of all, there's not enough for me to put together a charcuterie board! I'm stuck here without so much as a jar of red pepper jelly looking like a fool! A fool I say!
It's nothing too scandalous. Things ended amicably between us.
In the end it's just that we outgrew eachother. We met in university, my needs have changed, and I realized our relationship simply reflected a younger version of who I was. Not exactly the air of professionalism, accomplishment, and talent I want to present these days. You know?
You get it. Such a great reference. So funny and not at all dated.
Well, the least I can do is entertain you in the meantime. Hmm. Umm. How about music! I love music. You like music, right? No - you can't have the aux cord.
so just...